Diddled

We're losing an hour this weekend. That's a whole hour of time off. So much for daylight saving. Let's turn the clocks forward. Gives a new meaning to time, doesn't it? Nothing is constant - not even time - and it's all relative. Just like flying to Oz from Canada. You lose two days... which you gain back on your return trip. But what if you only bought a one-way ticket? What kind of trade is that then?