Australia Day, you sucketh

Yep, a bad day like I haven't had one in a while. Oh, well. Shit happens.

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Weeheeee!

Look what put together for me! It rocks or what?

Because I should be doing something else...

Nabbed from ... (looks like we're neighbours too)

Weed 37% aliveness, 58% benevolence, 37% intellectualism

You are cannabis! Okay, you are Weed. Not everyone can relate to you responsibly, and you have a bit of a bad reputation. But your main function in the world is to help folks have a nice time, and how many people can say that? Light yourself up and kick back for a while. You've earned it.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 12% on aliveness You scored higher than 65% on benevolence You scored higher than 34% on intellectualism

Link: The badass apotheosis Test written by inhumandecency on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

And thanks, Al, for the news on the G-woman.

Alright...

You caught me bitching about online life, well, a dear friend of mine has just restored my faith in the human race and reminded me of all the other good friends I made online. There are some really incredible souls out there.

G, got your huge f-off box today! Woman, you rock! So many goodies, so little time! And I did tell you that Lily liked the little cute black leather shoes, didn't I? She even licked one of them... Aaawwww, bless.

Big hugs to you and yours. THANK YOU.

Waiting for Lily to wake up

Pinched from , a silly meme but #7 really cracked me up. :)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lamaudite!

1. If the annual Australian lamaudite crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
2. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into lamaudite!
3. Birds do not sleep in lamaudite, though they may rest in her from time to time!
4. If you kiss lamaudite for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
5. In 1982 Time Magazine named lamaudite its 'Man of the Year'!
6. Without its lining of lamaudite, your stomach would digest itself!
7. Lamaudite will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
8. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are lamaudite.
9. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of lamaudite!
10. Lamaudite can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!

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One of those days

Have you ever had one? I'm sure you have. Who hasn't?

Anyhow, I'm fed up. Children on the VV, idiots on the RPGs... maybe I'm the one who doesn't fit in anymore - if I ever did. Online life, who needs it? The wanks, all these games, this fanfic world with that sickening sense of self-importance... ::sigh::

But before I do something drastic, I'll just take a step back. It might all blow over.

Even Lily today is off kilter, which probably doesn't help my frame of mind any.

Al, I swear I'm trying... but getting through everything that's been written and posted so far is a major job in itself. Every time I think I'm about to catch up, there's more. ::sigh::

Anyway, people, can anyone tell me about their experience with an osteopath? I don't need specifics but just want to know if they're any different than say... a chiro (which I don't trust) or a physio (which I do but can't help me right now)... Ghetto, I know your position and thanks for sharing it with me. Not that I don't trust it but I just want to hear from others, you know, to see what the general feel is. My mom swears by them but then she'd go see just about anyone to try and get rid of her pain.

So, anyone?

P.S. Anyone watched Battlestar Galactica? Talk about a cliffhanger! Viv, if that's all you do this week, watch that EP.

Score: 129

Because I can't sleep, it seems, though I'm so damn tired...

From , who took it from ... here's an extra long

COPY and REPOST ! PLACE YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT LINE

Put an X next to every movie you've seen---if you have more than 70 ...you're a movie junkie. (well, duh!)

Pirates of the Caribbean X
The Mexican
Fight Club X
Starsky and Hutch X
Neverending Story X
Blazing Saddles X
Garden State
The Princess Bride X
Young Frankenstein X
AnchorMan X
Napoleon Dynamite
Saw (no but about to)
White Noise
White Oleander
Anger Management

total here: 8

50 First Dates
Jason X
Scream X
Scream 2 X
Scream 3
Scary Movie X
Scary Movie 2 X
Scary Movie 3 X
American Pie X
American Pie 2 X
American Wedding
Harry Potter X
Harry Potter 2 X
Harry Potter 3 X
Resident Evil X
Resident Evil 2 X
The Wedding Singer X
Little Black Book

total here : 14

The Village X
Donnie Darko
Lilo & Stitch
Finding Nemo X
Finding Neverland
13 Ghosts
Signs X
The Grinch
Texas Chainsaw Massacre X
White Chicks
Butterfly Effect X
13 going on 30
I, Robot
Dodgeball
Universal Soldier X
A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Along Came A Spider X
Deep impact X

total here: 8

KingPin X
Never Been Kissed X
Meet The Parents X
Meet the Fockers
Eight Crazy Nights
A Cinderella Story
The Terminal
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Passport to Paris
Dumb & Dumber X (and I still regret it to this day)
Dumb & Dumberer
Final Destination X
Final Destination 2
Halloween X
The Ring X
The Ring 2
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Practical Magic X
Chicago X
Ghost Ship X
From Hell X
Hellboy
Secret Window
I Am Sam
The Whole Nine Yards X
The Whole Ten Yards X
The Day After Tomorrow X
Child's Play X
Bride of Chucky
Ten Things I Hate About You
Just Married
Gothika
Nightmare on Elm Street X
Sixteen Candles X
Bad Boys X
Bad Boys 2
Joy Ride
Seven X
Oceans Eleven X
Oceans Twelve X
Identity X

total here: 22

Lone Star X
Predator I X
Predator II
Independence Day X
Cujo X
A Bronx Tale X
Darkness Falls
Christine X
ET X
Children of the Corn X
My Boss' Daughter
Maid in Manhattan X
Frailty X
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
She's All That
Calendar Girls X
Sideways
Mars Attacks X

total here : 12

Event Horizon X
Ever after X
Forrest Gump X
The Others X
Freaky Friday X
Reign of Fire X
The Hot Chick
Swimfan
Miracle
Old School X
Ray
The Notebook
K-Pax X

total here : 8

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring X
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers X
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King X
A walk to remember
Boogeyman
Hitch
The Fifth Element X
Star Wars episode I The Phantom Menace X
Star Wars episode II Attack of The Clones X
Star Wars episode III Revenge of The Sith X
Star Wars episode IV A New Hope X
Star Wars episode V The Empire Strikes Back X
Star Wars episode VI Return of the Jedi X
Troop Beverly Hills
Swimming with Sharks
Air Force One X
For Richer or Poorer
People under the stairs
Blue Velvet X
Sound of Music X
Parent Trap X
The Burbs X
The Terminator X
Empire Records
Meet Joe Black X
Clockwork Orange X
The Order
Spiderman X
Spiderman 2
Amelie
Scotland, PA
The Graduate X

total here: 20

Mean Girls
Shrek X
Shrek 2 X
The Incredibles X
Collateral X
The Fast & The Furious X
Fast 2 Furious
Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow
Closer X

total here: 6

Titanic X
Saved
Bowling For Columbine
Farenheit 9/11
The Sixth Sense X
Artificial intelligence X
Love, Actually X
Shutter
Ella Enchanted
Princess diaries 1
Princess diaries 2
Constantine X
Million Dollar Baby
Envy
Eurotrip
Malibu's Most wanted
Big Daddy
Black Sheep X
The Breakfast Club X
West Side Story X

total here : 8

A Christmas Story
Spanglish
Pulp Fiction X
Sleepover
The Evil Dead X
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
The Seed of Chucky
Vanilla Sky
Nightmare Before Christmas
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind X
Interview With The Vampire X
The Crow X
Purple Rain X
Wayne's World X

total here: 7

Wayne's World 2 X
21 Grams X
Blow
Edward Scissorhands X
Clerks X
Beauty and the Beast X
Guess Who
Monster-in-Law
Elf
Stuart Little
Stuart Little 2
Chasing Amy X
Dogma X
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back X

total here : 8

Beetlejuice X
Last Samurai X
The Amityville Horror X
The Aviator X
Romeo and Juliet X
Barbershop
Barbershop 2
Beauty Shop
Legally Blonde X (they made me)
Legally Blonde 2
The Forgotten X
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
The Grudge X

total here: 8
Altogether: 129

The first player of this game starts with the topic of "5 Guilty Pleasures" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about 5 Guilty Pleasures as well as state this rule clearly. In the end you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names.

Tagged by



1. Chocolate (or a hard fast shag LOL!)
2. Escaping to the movies
3. Globe-trotting
4. Losing myself in music, loud at home or at a live concert
5. Sailing



And tagging , , , & .

Happy New Year!

Yeah, I'm late. Oh, well. The 1st was such a bad day I'd rather not get into the why I couldn't get on to pass on my wishes for a great New Year as I wanted. Let's just say it was a yucky start to 2006 and leave at that.

Somewhat inspired by both and , for the New Year, I thought of giving you a spam of eye candy.

Warning: not dial-up friendly by any means.