Waiting for Lily to wake up

Pinched from , a silly meme but #7 really cracked me up. :)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lamaudite!

1. If the annual Australian lamaudite crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
2. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into lamaudite!
3. Birds do not sleep in lamaudite, though they may rest in her from time to time!
4. If you kiss lamaudite for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
5. In 1982 Time Magazine named lamaudite its 'Man of the Year'!
6. Without its lining of lamaudite, your stomach would digest itself!
7. Lamaudite will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
8. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are lamaudite.
9. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of lamaudite!
10. Lamaudite can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!

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